Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
Women need them and they don’t need one or two, they need thousands of them, they need bags, they’re like peat moss bags, have you ever seen these giant bags?
The only time I ever see ‘em is in the bottom of your little waste basket, there’s two or three, that look like they’ve been through some horrible experience... tortured, interrogated, I don’t know what happened to them.
superior to another in excellence or quality or desirability
I mean, she’s got like a real warmth about her and she’s really bright and really pretty and uh... the conversation though, I mean, it was... talking with her is like talking with you, but, you know, obviously much better.
The only time I ever see ‘em is in the bottom of your little waste basket, there’s two or three, that look like they’ve been through some horrible experience... tortured, interrogated, I don’t know what happened to them.
emitting or reflecting light readily or in large amounts
I mean, she’s got like a real warmth about her and she’s really bright and really pretty and uh... the conversation though, I mean, it was... talking with her is like talking with you, but, you know, obviously much better.
disseminate over the airwaves, as in radio or television
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
You take the shower, you get all ready, get the cash, get your friends, the car, the spot, the reservation...Then you’re standing around, whatta you do?
You take the shower, you get all ready, get the cash, get your friends, the car, the spot, the reservation...Then you’re standing around, whatta you do?
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
finely ground tobacco wrapped in paper; for smoking
JERRY: If my father was moving this he’d had to have a cigarette in his mouth the whole way. (as his father) 'Have you got your end?...Your end’s got to come down first, easy now, drop it down...drop it down, your end’s got to come down.'
move downward and lower, but not necessarily all the way
JERRY: If my father was moving this he’d had to have a cigarette in his mouth the whole way. (as his father) 'Have you got your end?...Your end’s got to come down first, easy now, drop it down...drop it down, your end’s got to come down.'
JERRY: The dating world is not a fun world...it’s a pressure world, it’s a world of tension, it’s a world of pain...and you know, if a woman comes over to my house, I gotta get that bathroom ready, ‘cause she needs things.
the use of speech for informal exchange of views or ideas
I mean, she’s got like a real warmth about her and she’s really bright and really pretty and uh... the conversation though, I mean, it was... talking with her is like talking with you, but, you know, obviously much better.
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
use of chemical analysis to estimate the age of geological specimens
COMEDY CLUB - NIGHT
(Jerry on stage; performing)
JERRY: The dating world is not a fun world...it’s a pressure world, it’s a world of tension, it’s a world of pain...and you know, if a woman comes over to my house, I gotta get that bathroom ready, ‘cause she needs things.
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
(often used in combination) having a specified direction
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
JERRY: If my father was moving this he’d had to have a cigarette in his mouth the whole way. (as his father) 'Have you got your end?...Your end’s got to come down first, easy now, drop it down...drop it down, your end’s got to come down.'
JERRY: If my father was moving this he’d had to have a cigarette in his mouth the whole way. (as his father) 'Have you got your end?...Your end’s got to come down first, easy now, drop it down...drop it down, your end’s got to come down.'
a happening that is distinctive in a series of events
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
Kessler walks over with his sandwich and looks at Jerry and uses expressions to ask Jerry to move the newspapers on the other side of the couch so he could site down.
JERRY: If my father was moving this he’d had to have a cigarette in his mouth the whole way. (as his father) 'Have you got your end?...Your end’s got to come down first, easy now, drop it down...drop it down, your end’s got to come down.'
a person you know well and regard with affection and trust
You take the shower, you get all ready, get the cash, get your friends, the car, the spot, the reservation...Then you’re standing around, whatta you do?
JERRY: If my father was moving this he’d had to have a cigarette in his mouth the whole way. (as his father) 'Have you got your end?...Your end’s got to come down first, easy now, drop it down...drop it down, your end’s got to come down.'
Women need them and they don’t need one or two, they need thousands of them, they need bags, they’re like peat moss bags, have you ever seen these giant bags?
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
The only time I ever see ‘em is in the bottom of your little waste basket, there’s two or three, that look like they’ve been through some horrible experience... tortured, interrogated, I don’t know what happened to them.
a dwelling that serves as living quarters for a family
COMEDY CLUB - NIGHT
(Jerry on stage; performing)
JERRY: The dating world is not a fun world...it’s a pressure world, it’s a world of tension, it’s a world of pain...and you know, if a woman comes over to my house, I gotta get that bathroom ready, ‘cause she needs things.
The only time I ever see ‘em is in the bottom of your little waste basket, there’s two or three, that look like they’ve been through some horrible experience... tortured, interrogated, I don’t know what happened to them.
I mean, she’s got like a real warmth about her and she’s really bright and really pretty and uh... the conversation though, I mean, it was... talking with her is like talking with you, but, you know, obviously much better.
Women need them and they don’t need one or two, they need thousands of them, they need bags, they’re like peat moss bags, have you ever seen these giant bags?
JERRY: If my father was moving this he’d had to have a cigarette in his mouth the whole way. (as his father) 'Have you got your end?...Your end’s got to come down first, easy now, drop it down...drop it down, your end’s got to come down.'
JERRY: If my father was moving this he’d had to have a cigarette in his mouth the whole way. (as his father) 'Have you got your end?...Your end’s got to come down first, easy now, drop it down...drop it down, your end’s got to come down.'
I mean, she’s got like a real warmth about her and she’s really bright and really pretty and uh... the conversation though, I mean, it was... talking with her is like talking with you, but, you know, obviously much better.
I’ve never had one...I never bought one, I never needed one, I’ve never been in a situation, when I thought to myself: “I could use a cotton-ball right now.”
JERRY: The dating world is not a fun world...it’s a pressure world, it’s a world of tension, it’s a world of pain...and you know, if a woman comes over to my house, I gotta get that bathroom ready, ‘cause she needs things.
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
a daily or weekly publication with articles and advertisements
Kessler walks over with his sandwich and looks at Jerry and uses expressions to ask Jerry to move the newspapers on the other side of the couch so he could site down.
I mean, she’s got like a real warmth about her and she’s really bright and really pretty and uh... the conversation though, I mean, it was... talking with her is like talking with you, but, you know, obviously much better.
JERRY: The dating world is not a fun world...it’s a pressure world, it’s a world of tension, it’s a world of pain...and you know, if a woman comes over to my house, I gotta get that bathroom ready, ‘cause she needs things.
partially carbonized vegetable matter saturated with water
Women need them and they don’t need one or two, they need thousands of them, they need bags, they’re like peat moss bags, have you ever seen these giant bags?
any of various pale or ashy mosses of the genus Sphagnum whose decomposed remains form peat
Women need them and they don’t need one or two, they need thousands of them, they need bags, they’re like peat moss bags, have you ever seen these giant bags?
someone who is licensed to operate an aircraft in flight
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
JERRY: The dating world is not a fun world...it’s a pressure world, it’s a world of tension, it’s a world of pain...and you know, if a woman comes over to my house, I gotta get that bathroom ready, ‘cause she needs things.
I mean, she’s got like a real warmth about her and she’s really bright and really pretty and uh... the conversation though, I mean, it was... talking with her is like talking with you, but, you know, obviously much better.
I mean, she’s got like a real warmth about her and she’s really bright and really pretty and uh... the conversation though, I mean, it was... talking with her is like talking with you, but, you know, obviously much better.
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
You take the shower, you get all ready, get the cash, get your friends, the car, the spot, the reservation...Then you’re standing around, whatta you do?
take a short break from one's activities in order to relax
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
two (or more) slices of bread with a filling between them
Kessler walks over with his sandwich and looks at Jerry and uses expressions to ask Jerry to move the newspapers on the other side of the couch so he could site down.
one of the natural periods into which the year is divided by the equinoxes and solstices or atmospheric conditions
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
similar things placed in order or one after another
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
You take the shower, you get all ready, get the cash, get your friends, the car, the spot, the reservation...Then you’re standing around, whatta you do?
Kessler walks over with his sandwich and looks at Jerry and uses expressions to ask Jerry to move the newspapers on the other side of the couch so he could site down.
a point located with respect to surface features of some region
You take the shower, you get all ready, get the cash, get your friends, the car, the spot, the reservation...Then you’re standing around, whatta you do?
You take the shower, you get all ready, get the cash, get your friends, the car, the spot, the reservation...Then you’re standing around, whatta you do?
You take the shower, you get all ready, get the cash, get your friends, the car, the spot, the reservation...Then you’re standing around, whatta you do?
a gambling card game in which chips are placed on the ace and king and queen and jack of separate suits (taken from a separate deck); a player plays the lowest card of a suit in his hand and successively higher cards are played until the sequence stops; the player who plays a card matching one in the layout wins all the chips on that card
(Claire passes the table; George stops her and writes something on his notepad.)
You take the shower, you get all ready, get the cash, get your friends, the car, the spot, the reservation...Then you’re standing around, whatta you do?
JERRY: The dating world is not a fun world...it’s a pressure world, it’s a world of tension, it’s a world of pain...and you know, if a woman comes over to my house, I gotta get that bathroom ready, ‘cause she needs things.
JERRY: If my father was moving this he’d had to have a cigarette in his mouth the whole way. (as his father) 'Have you got your end?...Your end’s got to come down first, easy now, drop it down...drop it down, your end’s got to come down.'
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)
COMEDY CLUB - NIGHT
(Jerry on stage; performing)
JERRY: The dating world is not a fun world...it’s a pressure world, it’s a world of tension, it’s a world of pain...and you know, if a woman comes over to my house, I gotta get that bathroom ready, ‘cause she needs things.
I mean, she’s got like a real warmth about her and she’s really bright and really pretty and uh... the conversation though, I mean, it was... talking with her is like talking with you, but, you know, obviously much better.
the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100
Women need them and they don’t need one or two, they need thousands of them, they need bags, they’re like peat moss bags, have you ever seen these giant bags?
the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one
The only time I ever see ‘em is in the bottom of your little waste basket, there’s two or three, that look like they’ve been through some horrible experience... tortured, interrogated, I don’t know what happened to them.
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
Episode 1 - Good News, Bad News
pc: 101, season 1, episode 1 (Pilot)
Broadcast date: July 5, 1989
(The series is titled The Seinfeld Chronicles, then re-titled Seinfeld for the rest of the series)
Written By Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
Directed By Art Wolff
infliction of suffering to punish or obtain information
The only time I ever see ‘em is in the bottom of your little waste basket, there’s two or three, that look like they’ve been through some horrible experience... tortured, interrogated, I don’t know what happened to them.
The only time I ever see ‘em is in the bottom of your little waste basket, there’s two or three, that look like they’ve been through some horrible experience... tortured, interrogated, I don’t know what happened to them.
Kessler walks over with his sandwich and looks at Jerry and uses expressions to ask Jerry to move the newspapers on the other side of the couch so he could site down.
I mean, she’s got like a real warmth about her and she’s really bright and really pretty and uh... the conversation though, I mean, it was... talking with her is like talking with you, but, you know, obviously much better.
The only time I ever see ‘em is in the bottom of your little waste basket, there’s two or three, that look like they’ve been through some horrible experience... tortured, interrogated, I don’t know what happened to them.
the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on
COMEDY CLUB - NIGHT
(Jerry on stage; performing)
JERRY: The dating world is not a fun world...it’s a pressure world, it’s a world of tension, it’s a world of pain...and you know, if a woman comes over to my house, I gotta get that bathroom ready, ‘cause she needs things.