{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
a Swiss patriot who lived in the early 14th century and who was renowned for his skill as an archer; according to legend an Austrian governor compelled him to shoot an apple from his son's head with his crossbow (which he did successfully without mishap)
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...
{Scar walks calmly through sheets of flame and gas into the camera over the opening bit of the song}
{Scar paces slowly around Ed, who is chewing on the remnants of the zebra leg}
Scar: {Full song} I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
...