romeo and juliet act 3 scene 1

Zounds, a dog, a rat, a mouse, a cat, to scratch a man to(100)
death! a braggart, a rogue, a villain, that fights by the
book of arithmetic!

Thy head is as full of quar
rels as an egg is full of meat; and yet thy head hath been
beaten as addle as an egg for quarrelling.

A plague o’ both your houses!

I will not budge for no man's pleasure, I.
MER:
Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze;
I will not budge for no man's pleasure, I.
Enter Romeo.

ROM:
This gentleman, the Prince's near ally,
My very friend, hath got this mortal hurt(110)
In my behalf—my reputation stain'd
With Tybalt's slander—Tybalt, that an hour
Hath been my kinsman.

TYB:
Mercutio, you hang out with Romeo,
MER:
Consort?

Tybalt, Mercutio, the Prince expressly hath
Forbid this bandying in Verona streets.

O sweet Juliet,
Thy beauty hath made me effeminate
And in my temper soft'ned valour's steel(115)
ROM:
This gentleman, the prince's near ally,
My very friend, has gotten his fatal wound
On my behalf.

MER:
O calm, dishonourable, vile submission!

ROM:
I do protest I never injur'd thee,
But love thee better than thou canst devise
Till thou shalt know the reason of my love;
And so good Capulet, which name I tender(70)
As dearly as mine own, be satisfied.

BEN:
An I were so apt to quarrel as thou art, any man
should buy the fee simple of my life for an hour and a
quarter.

An(45)
thou make minstrels of us, look to hear nothing but
discords.